I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
I’m so glad this is a thing.
when a commercial interrupts another commercial
"it’s 2 pm get out of bed"
“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
god bless this post.
#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho
Just going to leave this right here.
Just some tips I’ve collected from the serial killers of tumblr
just reblogging with my original tags because people liked them:
#murder tips #thats an odd tag #just posting a series of murder tips #nothing big #people reblog this #this is gold #COME ON REBLOG #what can i tag this with so more people will see it #murder #killing #blood #i guess #um #stabby stab #shooty shoot #CATCH A MARLIN #okay thats all i got
My mother actually told me you can dig a hole in the ground and put the body in with chopped up limes it will dissolve every thing but the teeth.
I can just imagine:
"Hey mom, do you know any good murder tips?"
"Hmm, well I know a pretty good one about limes"
I just told my dad that I was reading ways to get away with murder and he says
"Good, your mum is being a bitch lately"
Please dont let my dad on tumblr oh my god